Years ago she came and went. Four years ago, she came and went. 3 years ago, again she came and then went. Similarly she came again 2 years back and went again. Again she came and went. This was 1 year ago.
Now she is coming again. The arrival date has been fixed. The place where i am supposed to meet her has been finalized and now i am nervous about the date.
'She'...... I don't know why, but whenever she comes, terror comes. Everyone is afraid even hearing her name. Then screams like hell when somebody calls her name. My friends are also afraid of her arrival. Every time she is with us, terror has its rule on our heart. But when she leaves, our heart feels like dancing. And we feel like...like....like....'My heart garden garden happens!!!!!'
She has scheduled to meet not only me, but everyone; each and every person of my college. Everyone is afraid to meet her. They don't know what to do. Some are memorizing by heart, all dialogues to speak in front of her, while others are searching for the topics to entertain her. But some are just worried because they cant do anything because of terror!!!!
Talking about me, I am afraid too. Its not because i haven't memorized all my dialogues or i don't have access to all new happenings here. I don't know why but i am afraid, just afraid.
2 or 3 years back, i was not 'that' afraid of her. I was confident because i was fully loaded with pages (my friends like to use 'books' here) dialogues and all the information about new things. So i enjoyed my every time with her. Actually she even got impressed with me and kissed me on my lips!!!(WOW!!!that moment was simply WOW!!).
But now, even i am afraid. Its because my previous performance was so good, that she now demands more. She expects me to give more of me. And the problem is that I dont know what she wants. But if i could give all she wanted, i dont know what she is going to give me. (Oh! god help me!!please...).
But hell!!! I am afraid. I am not confident about myself. I couldn't concentrate. i am not feeling well, Uff!!!!!!
But nothing to worry. Because i have now found a solution to this. Actually, i was watching the TV, when i saw an advertisement and suddenly an idea sprang into my mind. After that...bhuur!!!! here flies all my fears......
Wondering what the ad was?????????
Think...think..................................................
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Any guess????
Ok let me unwrap the suspense.... It was the ad of Horlicks!!!!!!
How?????
You know the horlicks ad na?????
Yes, the one that says "horlicks piu, exam ko bhoot bhagau!!!!!"
Gosh!!! I am extremely sorry. I think i forgot to introduce her. Ok lets have an introduction please.
Meet the most dreadful and the most fearful abstract noun in this world and the king of all fearful words and titles..........
The EXAM!!!!!!!!
---Ramesh Parajuli
